(List not yet complete – but will be by end of week)
Because men don’t understand flirting
Because women turn into puritanists
Because men think when a woman does it, it’s stupid
Because women think gossip is justifyable
Because men move in with women for the wrong reasons
Because men refuse to learn how to do women’s work
Because women can’t tolerate male imperfection
Because men will avoid difficulties and hope they just go away
Because women think the big issues have nothing to do with them
Because men always get more food
Because women make small gestures mean too much
Because strange things threaten masculinity
Because women think anorexia is beautiful
Because men can’t understand a woman’s basic needs
Because women like girlie trinkets
Because men need to take up as much physical space as possible
Because women both love and hate everyone in their world
Because men are always looking for their mother
Because women think going shopping is creative
Because men need to reinfocrce their masculinity at all times as if it were going to dissapear
Because women act like they hate their men when they want their men to come closer
Because men can only fix machines
Because women fall in love with unobtainable men
Because men think they’re better at being woman than woman
Because women have the wrong kind of power
Because women fall for vampires and warewolves
Because men use sexual aggressiveness to mask sexual weakness
Because women need to tell stories over and over again
Because women need to talk into the wee small hours about nothing
Because men need to ‘adjust’ in public all the time
Because men like to ‘fund’ women’s emancipation
Because women think they’re problems are unique
Because men attack their women socially
Because women prefer material gifts to emotional gifts
Because all men secretly think they’re alpha males
Because women think laziness is introspection
Because men are enamoured with their own ability to think
Because women expect too much from men
Because women won’t talk about money
Because men pretend not to understand women
Because men think footballers are telented, clever people
Because women think they need plastic surgery
Because men think they can speak for women
Because even though women know how to change a tyre – they won’t
Because women think they have to act like porn stars to get attention
Because men don’t shower enough
Because women ask men if they’re too fat
Because women invent new names for their errors so they can get out of them
Because men hate that they need women so much
Because women always go to the toilet in pairs
Because male desire is manufactured
Because men think the most important things of all don’t matter or are too threatening
Because women want to be good cooks, not great chefs.
Because men think single men get more sex.
Because women won’t take advantage of feminism.
Because men love puritanical pornography.
Because women are secretly grateful for disasters.
Because women think a small amount of expereince makes them an expert.
Beause men need women to be ‘other’ so they know what a man is.
Because men think they need adventure.
Because women choose their partners too quickly.
Because men need to throw things in the air and catch them in their mouths.
Because if you don’t know why she’s mad, she’s not going to tell you.
Because men like to pee in public.
Because women won’t have fun in bed.
Because men think they need the upper hand all the time.
Because a woman rescued means the woman is yours.
Because men fail to identify and address personal weakness.
Because women think feminism stole their choices.
Because men think its funny to pick on others.
Because women feel guilty all the time.
Because men have to perform crazy tricks on their bikes.
Because women need conditions to be perfect before they will engage in sex.
Because men say they are things that they are not.
Because women love tarot readings.
Because men have poor personal hygiene.
Because women think they love the strong silent type.
Because men think farting is funny.
Because women cling to their children long after they should to legitimise their existance.
Because men think women don’t date nice guys.
Because women won’t date nice guys.
Because men fall in love at the drop of a hat.
Because women will only do something nice for someone if they get acknowledged for it.
Because women won’t play games during sex.
Because women love self help books.
Because men think if they lie enough eventually it will become the truth.
Because women are committed to keeping women down.
Because women won’t take responsibility for their love life.
Because women shop instead of think.
Because men can’t pee sitting down.
Because women overanalyse everything.
Because men are searching for their mothers.
Because women need to redecorate.
Because men have trouble letting go.
Because women need new ‘things’ to make them feel special.
Because men think no one undertands them.
Because women like to complain.
Because men misinterpret flattery.
Because women need to write their thoughts in a journal.
Because men think that giving a woman what she wants is selling out.
Because women think Feng Shui will get everything done.
Because men can’t take what they dish out.
Because women use ‘nice’ as a weapon of mass destruction.
Because men mistake laziness for being trapped.
Because women sell out to men.
Because men prefer younger women.
Because women still want men to rescue them.
Because men are terrified of being gay.
Because women are always on a diet.
Because men have trouble with other points of view.
Because women don’t want to take advantage of opportunity.
Because women still use childish flirting techniques.
Because men have made feminism all about men.
Because women say sorry but don’t mean it.
Because men want simple answers to complex problems.
Because women think celebrities are their friends.
Because men think women are jealous of their penis
Because men are such emotional creatures
Because women think it’s reasuring to tell everyone else your problem
Because men think that winning the battle is more important than winning the war
Because women ‘mother’ their way to the top
Because men can fix plumbing – even when they can’t
Because every woman, no matter what she says, follows astrology
Because men think the relationship “high” is meant to last forever
Because women belive you develop spiritually up a ladder
Because when men want to be wild they think its their woman holding them back
Because want to act like strippers but don’t want to be treated like strippers
Because men want to act like a hero without having to act like a hero
Because women believe in listening… to them
Because men hate women’s bodies
Because women have no sense of fashion
Because every man secretly thinks he is a genius
Because every woman thinks she’s Carrie Bradshaw
Because men do badly in school
Because women are so competitive
Because men have disproportionately large egos
Because women have cleanliness OCD
Because of men’s endless, flawless, virility
Because women want running the household to have the same status as running a company
Because men always think women are hitting on them
Because women hit on each others boyfriends / husbands
Because women need constant validation
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